Pissing In Cheerios

Sometimes when I’m alone, I play this game with myself.

Then I take my fingers out, lick them and play this other game.

I make up my own definitions for regular old words. Then I use them in front of people and giggle to myself when people look at me funny. Then I take my fingers out and lic… oh wait, wrong memory.

Here are my dirty birdy word translations:

fairytopia - heaven for the LGBT community

transsexual - someone who dresses up like the opposite sex and gets off on dirty car engines

tranny fluid - a transsexuals leakage

stud - a really hot chick who dresses up like john travolta in grease

Furby - a furry poon with eyeballs

Tang - a tasty drink from the River of Poon, also a poon that is orange-hued from too much spray on suntan

Poon - the best thing ever

Eat Out - Cunninglingus while you’re not at home

Bi - The opposite of high

Poon Spittle Bridge - The sticky goo that stretches between two poons that recently mashed against each other

Punch Bowl - A bloody poon

Labia - The Place-ia where you get your STD results-ia

Double dong - When you ring the bell twice

Donkey Punch - Ass blood

Fellatio - Some puerto rican guy

69 - The number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

Premature Ejaculation - You get thrown out of the house before you finish

Don’t be surprised if Webster’s calls me soon. I’ll have my own Pissionary.

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