It’s All About Me
Damn, you’re nosy!
So you wanna know about me huh? You like me don’t you? Pervert.
Me llamo Le Pisser. Professional ninja, writer, mother, sufferer of chronic verbal diarrhea and haver of one weiner dog named Peanut. I juggle blogs, dogs, and kids, but not balls. I rant, bitch, yell and do some other crap too.
I’m a loon switching to poon. Translation: Crazy lesbian. No wangs allowed!
I do stuff like talk like a pirate or pretend I broke my ankle so I can ride the motorized chair at Wal-mart. I’m a hardcore scrabble player who suffers from tourettes. So I randomly spell out SHIT, BITCH, FUCK and CUNT, between words like FLOWER, CUDDLES, and FLUFFY. You don’t want to mess with me, I bite the heads off Barbies and chew tin foil for breakfast. Yeah, I’m tough.
